Lifesaver

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders
using a bowl of lifesavers
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red....................Cherry 
Yellow................Lemon
Green................Lime
Orange ..............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none
of the children could identify the taste.
'Well,' she said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh
my gosh!! They're ass-holes'