The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, you’ll remember this … and giggle.
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop.
Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks
the sales clerk: ”Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?”
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: ”Yes we do have dildos.
Actually we carry many different models.”
The old woman then asks:
“Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong
aaandd aabbouttt twoo inchesss ththiickk … aaand rrunns on bbaatteries?”
The clerk responds, “Yes we do.”
She asks: “Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn
ttthe ssunoooffabbitch oooofffffffffff?”
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